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09 Mar 08 Humor: Joke up yourself!

The Difference Between Optimism, Pessimism & Marketing

The Optimist says, “The glass is half full.”
The Pessimist says, “The glass is half empty.”

The Marketing Consultant says,
“Your glass needs re-sizing.”

It’s All in How You Look at It

A mother relayed this experience, “I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. I was so surprised to see she was stark naked. As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt’!”

Marketing moral: See? It’s all in the perspective. How do you look at your marketing problems?

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