03 Nov 08 Sex and Girls in Marketing Pt. 1

Check this old good marketing joke!

You see a gorgeous bloke at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m amazing in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re out shopping for knickers with a bunch of girlfriends and see a gorgeous hunk buying some sexy lingerie. You persuade one of your mates to go up to him and point to you and whisper in his ear: “She’s amazing in bed.” That’s Product Endorsement.

A gorgeous hunk saunters up to you at a party, notices the wedding ring on your left hand, and realises though you may be amazing in bed, he will never know for sure. He’s been a victim of False Advertising.

You see a guy at a party that makes your knees shake and your knickers melt. You go up to him and get his mobile number. The next day you call him and say, “Hi, I’m amazing in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

You’re in a bar and see a gorgeous guy drinking on his own. You hitch up your skirt, fluff your hair and walk up to him and buy him a drink. You drop your handbag and when he stoops down to pick it up, you accidentally brush your lips against his and murmur: “By the way, I’m amazing in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

You’re out walking and a drop-dead gorgeous hunk comes up to you and says straight out: “I hear you’re just so amazing in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.

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Reader's Comments

1. Peter J. | 03 Nov 2008 7:11 pm

   Lol, nice one! Never read this before, thanks! The last one about brand recognition is the best one DD like it

2. marketing guru | 04 Nov 2008 12:19 pm

   Yeap, that’s how girls do! xDDDD lol, the end is awesome, brand recognition is the best one! xDDDD

3. samuel | 04 Nov 2008 12:25 pm

   Sex is not a product that needs advertisement or marketing campaigns DDDDDD Less words more action! Thanks, great article

4. Tommy K. | 04 Nov 2008 1:37 pm

   huh, sounds good! Subscribed to your feed, hope I get more such articles. Have a nice day, guys!

5. lil mark | 04 Nov 2008 4:43 pm

   “By the way, I’m amazing in bed.” – that’s what I’m saying to girls all the time no one believes me, why this world is so ruuuuudeeee? DD

6. Steven M. Morrison | 18 Nov 2008 6:09 pm

   You see a guy at a party that makes your knees shake and your knickers melt. You go up to him and get his mobile number. The next day you call him and say, “Hi, I’m a whore” That’s the TRUTH DDDDDDDDD

7. tomass | 22 Nov 2008 5:21 pm

   LOL xDDD so funny xD the old one, but still funny xDD LOL

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