It’s not a top-10-tricks or 3-steps-to-success article. No. Don’t even ask me ’bout that! All you can find here is a little “white hat” technique that really works. And not because I say so, but because each and every viral marketer uses it, and this trick still works. Oh, and if you wish more marketing […]
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A Lesson In Marketing Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome – one has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A […]
It’s dark when you drive to and from work. You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor. You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. You learn about your layoff on CNN. Your biggest […]
The Difference Between Optimism, Pessimism & Marketing The Optimist says, “The glass is half full.” The Pessimist says, “The glass is half empty.” The Marketing Consultant says, “Your glass needs re-sizing.” It’s All in How You Look at It A mother relayed this experience, “I was driving with my three young children one warm summer […]
You definitely work in Marketing, if: 10. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their look-to-buy ratio. 9. You get all excited when it’s Saturday so you can wear casual clothes to work. 8. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as “deliverables.” 7. You find you really need […]